Damn you, foul universe! You have yet again thwarted my plans for global domination! I curse you, and with my last breath, I spit at thee!
Or something like that. She's gone. She is no longer in my life. My lovely bank teller, the one I wooed with my comedic timing and simple eloquence, no longer works there. Not even a chance to be rejected by her. I wouldve accepted a simple, "I'm seeing somebody right now", but no, she disappeared!
I wonder if she read earlier postings. Yes, she left because of me! Thats it! It has happened before; I've left many a stripper in my wake, trembling and unemployed. I totally know my "Stalkee of the Month" posts will be successful when one of the ladies I profile serves me with a restraining order! Thats the goal.
I'm not that delusional with the bank princess, I know the truth. I didn't even register. Shes moved on without me. No matter, there are other girls out there who wear glasses with thick rectangular frames who work in banks, right? (Hey its my fantasy)
Also, I lost my phone. My ugly, disgusting, hatred inducing MDA phone from T Mobile, the phone I hated so much after my Sidekick succumbed to years of loyal service. My MDA was the red headed step child, and I was an awful parent. It found the opportunity to run away one rainy night, after flooding in the city and a 2 hour train ride from Manhattan to Astoria. I had it on my belt. Tight fit. No way could it get loose. That's when it made its move. I got into a cab, exhausted, hating life even more than my phone. It slipped off; knowing I was so tired I would'nt notice it coming undone from my belt loop. Perfect timing; I must say, well done. It slinked to the floor of the cab, and blended in with the floor mats. Dont blame me MDA, blame your birth parents.
Well, the Sidekick 3 is supposedly coming out next week, and I will cradle it in my arms and love it, and care for it, and purchase insurance for it, and mock people with the Sidekick 2. Also, I think I have a date with my Myspace stalker next week, so come on Universe, Im putting out good vibes, give me what you got! The pendulum is swinging back the other way, help a Latino out!
Or something like that. She's gone. She is no longer in my life. My lovely bank teller, the one I wooed with my comedic timing and simple eloquence, no longer works there. Not even a chance to be rejected by her. I wouldve accepted a simple, "I'm seeing somebody right now", but no, she disappeared!
I wonder if she read earlier postings. Yes, she left because of me! Thats it! It has happened before; I've left many a stripper in my wake, trembling and unemployed. I totally know my "Stalkee of the Month" posts will be successful when one of the ladies I profile serves me with a restraining order! Thats the goal.
I'm not that delusional with the bank princess, I know the truth. I didn't even register. Shes moved on without me. No matter, there are other girls out there who wear glasses with thick rectangular frames who work in banks, right? (Hey its my fantasy)
Also, I lost my phone. My ugly, disgusting, hatred inducing MDA phone from T Mobile, the phone I hated so much after my Sidekick succumbed to years of loyal service. My MDA was the red headed step child, and I was an awful parent. It found the opportunity to run away one rainy night, after flooding in the city and a 2 hour train ride from Manhattan to Astoria. I had it on my belt. Tight fit. No way could it get loose. That's when it made its move. I got into a cab, exhausted, hating life even more than my phone. It slipped off; knowing I was so tired I would'nt notice it coming undone from my belt loop. Perfect timing; I must say, well done. It slinked to the floor of the cab, and blended in with the floor mats. Dont blame me MDA, blame your birth parents.
Well, the Sidekick 3 is supposedly coming out next week, and I will cradle it in my arms and love it, and care for it, and purchase insurance for it, and mock people with the Sidekick 2. Also, I think I have a date with my Myspace stalker next week, so come on Universe, Im putting out good vibes, give me what you got! The pendulum is swinging back the other way, help a Latino out!
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