For ages 3 years old and up. Great for tots with low self esteem and delusions of grandeur! Bring the show on the road! Now kids can take Star Station sing-along fun wherever they go with this real working portable microphone that makes kids the stars! Foster those dreams of money and fame that will absolutely never happen!
Includes one cartridge with these hit songs:
1. Back that azz up
2. You gotta lick it, before we kick it
3. Purple People Eater.
Just pop in the cartridge and get ready for a show performed by your favorite little entertainer. They’re sure to be a star anywhere they go! Optional Jon Benet Ramsey-esque stage mom sold separately.


Disco microphone is your spotlight and adjustable microphone in one. Foot pedals and buttons activate laughter and clap effects; rotating disco ball illuminates with on/off switch. Ten tabs of ecstasy included! Makes anonymous sex in the club bathroom easier! Mothers, relive the disco era with your children, when oral sex got you into Studio 54! Microphone adjusts from 24" to 45" high and has volume control. Requires not much talent, inherited fortune a plus.


Does your “precocious” nightmare think he’s funny? All the world's a stage with this electronic microphone, complete with foot pedals for applause, cheers and three drum effects. Comes with audio plug-in, so you can steal your favorite hacks material; control volume with the turn of a knob. Let the negativity out, and never get the respect you deserve! Stand adjusts from 25"-43 1/2" to grow along with talent throughout the years, from handing out flyers for hours only to get bumped from a show, to that spectacular moment when you overdose right on stage! Bottle of Jack Daniels and speed balls sold separately.